you like the colour orange that much that you lost your orange socks
you probably like your first name more than your middle name
your taller that me, or so it says on your licence o.O
you have normal feet but hairy toes
you enjoy touching and neck slobbering
but would rather be seduced behind a tree by bessy and her treefairy friends
programming is your source of bordem not your bordem saviour
your able to walk and talk at the same time, now thats talent!
you have no apparent shameful habits.. contradiction???
you think your a good boy .. because other ppl seem to think so
you enjoy consuming pizza scraps from under your nails and non exsistant m&m's.
coffee apperantly helps you breathe,
your a rumbelly bourbon drinker who masterbates either more so or better than he plays guitar
you count sheep as they go over the fence from the wrong angle
thats what makes it all worth while
mwah xo
