my life is so sad i could sit here allll day smoking cigarettes and typing here when i could be outside dancing in the rain.
i have a yellowish purplish greenish blue bruise on my arm from walking into the door
im a bad driver
there is so much housework i could be doing right now
but fuck that.
ive been really girly latly.
i wear long pretty skirts.
and necklaces.
im lazy.
only sometimes
maybe most of the time
i have a purple and yellow flower candle holder that i use for an ashtray
ive been playing wayyyy too much theme hospital.
to the point ive written a guide for myself
and recorded the colours, details and purpose of the each room you can buy.
and which levels require each room and doctor you need to hire.
its really quite sad.
my brother is getting married to his canadian internet lover.
im a bridesmaid.
my dress makes me look like a dead fish.
ive been putting the garbage bins in the backyard and practising reverse parking.
if i fail my driving test.
i will cry.
which is so lame
im slightly (understatment) annoyed i didnt get to spend time with jessica.
especially since i had that whole time off work except for the day after she got in contact with.
shit happens.
im over it.
4 years to go.
i painted my toenails cherry red 2 months ago and only noticed on saturday.
i got my hair died.
for $2.50
i was impressed.
its my mums birthday soon
i nearly forgot.
it was my michelles on saturday.
what an anti climax.
yuck
i drink lots of water.
i sleep with the tv on because the ceiling fan might eat my brains.
i have small easter eggs in my frigde from 2003.
ill eat them one day.
my life sucks
i hate myself
and
i want to die
but not really
ive been neglecting apples.
because biscute scares me.
i feel so childish latly
and i dont know why.
i want to sell my car and travel the world.
